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Hi my name is Ryan, and this is my Tumblr! I don't really DO anything here, but on occasion I will post some scribbles. So yeah.
I tag everything that could be offensive or rude with the corresponding triggers and stuff, so that should be fine! If not, send me an anonymous message and I will make a page dedicated to my tags! Thanks for reading this big block of text, pfff.
this may or may not be a queued post i may or may not be online right now the world may never know
(via beyoncebeytwice)
boys only think with their penis is the stupidest comment i have ever heard
and i basically live on tumblr
my sister just found a dead scorpion in her tooth brush holder
why was there a scorpion in there
how did it get in there
(via reidobiwa)
i am 21 year old thin guy. I have a bad habit of master bating too much ..i master bat 2 3 times a day. sometimes 4 5 times.. Every little thing makes me wanna do it and sometimes I can’t even sleep at night if i don’t do it. Its driving me crazy!
oh my god my brother is breathing really heavily through his nose and it’s whistling
ugh ugh ughgu gh
im ANGRY
and yes that is a miniature pillow pet in my hand ty for noticing MI MAD
Ryan pls.
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
I’m in the computer lab, and there is no one else here. Suddenly, the computer opens up meatspin.com and I can’t close the window. The mouse and keyboard turn to dust. My entire family appears behind me and judges me hard. The “D” falls off the DELL computer monitor to reveal an “H” underneath.
(via beyoncebeytwice)
